EXCERPTS FROM “AUNT FRANCIS”

These are little bits of an on again, off again project called “Aunt Francis & Me.” A fictional memoir of a young kid (I know, they’re a dime a dozen, but I couldn’t help myself.) Plus, there are bits that actually happened to me, and you can decide which ones are real and which ones are horseshit, I mean fiction.  xo

Sucker Punch

Aunt Francis and Her Bra

At the Lake

Coupons and Foreign Cars